The following of "prophets" for political news and predictions is new to me. My friend Tom says it all started in 1999. Another friend, Jim, has being doing it since 1993.
Prophets to me are out of the Bible, or maybe ancient history; certainly not a real part of contemporary politics. But we are in "unprecedented times", or so they say, so maybe we need them to make sense of things.
What is a prophet
The Merriam-Webster definition leaves a bit more room for consideration:
prophet noun
1: one who utters divinely inspired revelations: such as
a) often capitalized: the writer of one of the prophetic books of the Bible
b) capitalized: one regarded by a group of followers as the final authoritative revealer of God's will.
2: one gifted with more than ordinary spiritual and moral insight, especially: an inspired poet
3: one who foretells future events : PREDICTOR
4: an effective or leading spokesman for a cause, doctrine, or group
(As a poet, of course, I'm tempted to apply definition #2 to myself.)
Other than definitions #2-4, one does not simply declare himself to be a Prophet in the capitalized sense. But that's what this new crop of political prognosticators seems to be doing. Color me dubious.
Close to home, we have a certain Kevin Hoyt of Bennington, Vermont who has been putting videos out predicting the course of future political events as relates to Donald Trump retaining power. In one he declares "the raid" has happened, putting 100 prominent Democrats in handcuffs, including the likes of Nancy Pelosi, Andrew Cuomo, and Chuck Schumer. His source, he claims, was deep within British MI6. Does anyone really believe that, I asked Tom and Jim. No, of course not. And yet the videos keep getting sent around, especially by a third friend, Victor, who seems really taken in by all this.
Then there's Bo Polney, disgraced predictor of gold prices, now resurrected as cryptocurrency salesman. Ten seconds of audio-only sampling of a video Tom relayed and I knew he was a charlatan. Asked point-blank by the interviewer if he still stood by his prediction that Donald Trump would remain in power he replied that to change one's mind was akin to going over to the dark side. His prophetic, God-based, biblical time read tells him Trump has a seven-year window in the light and that's that.
False prophets
Yet another friend, Donna, states a true Prophet must be right every time or he loses the much-vaunted designation. Applying such a seemingly common sense stricture to this crop of political prognosticators suggests that few of them fill the bill. In fact, if none of this comes to pass regarding Trump remaining in or returning to power, they must be regarded as false prophets indeed.
Hopes have been re-pinned on a March-April window for something happening, perhaps supernatural, to restore The Donald to the White House. I post this here as fair marker in advance of this new deadline so as to say, in my own way, "your prophecies must come true or you cease to be prophets."









