"Mysteriously"

If you should take women seriously

You're in for a lifetime of Hell

Best to treat them mysteriously

   (and move into a motel).

October 1, 2026

"Guns"

When you come in guns a-blazin'

Over some chick named "Goldie"

The setup might seem amazin'

   (until you consider the soldi).

October 1, 2026

"Dies"

Stop that nasty woman

Telling all the lies

Be the superhuman

   (before somebody dies).

September 24, 2026

"Gomorrah"

The problems with Pandora

   (who crept around like a mouse)

What sent us to Gomorrah

   (was letting her out of the house).

September 10, 2026

"Sting"

War is not a pretty thing

You most certainly are

Why don't you avoid the sting

   (let the gentlemen spar).

July 5, 2026

"Wistfully"

The Belgium game's at five

   I said plaintively

If you're still alive

   She replied wistfully.

July 2, 2026

"Crazy"

There's always some crazy woman

Telling lies on men

It's your choice to believe them

   (and make yourself the demon).

March 19, 2026

"Whore"

It's all about love and service 

Not being an OnlyFans whore

Your inability to keep your clothes on 

Is making it quite a chore.

March 13, 2026

"Brutish"

You are meant to bring the love

Let the man be brutish

Follow dictates of God Above

   (ditch the acting dudish).

January 6, 2026

"Groupie"

Your mother was a groupie

Of this you seem so proud

You might at least blush a bit

Sharing all so loud.

December 27, 2025

"Roam"

Your work is in the home 

So says the Pentacost

If you desire to roam

All is lost.

October 18, 2025

"Whores"

Was a time 

Not long ago 

When women were respectable 

   (and whores were whores).

September 27, 2025

"Cuts"

My masculine voice cuts through

Your feminine silly

Kinda like beef stew

Poured on your garden lily.

September 16, 2025

"Mess"

The guy who likes to dress up

Even in high heels

Must know that he will mess up

When asked to do cartwheels.

September 15, 2025

"Dare"

The guy who frosts his hair

Makes no sense to me

Unless he took a dare

  (and needed to be free).

September 15, 2025

"Sin"

Blame it all on men

Make of him pure sin

The Devil says amen

As you go for the win.

August 20, 2025

"Shouldn't"

When she says come here

And you know you shouldn't go

That's what makes the movie 

   (she's played by J.Lo.)

August 6, 2025

"End"

You can't fool Mother Nature

You silly little girls

She'll have her way with you

In the end.

June 1, 2025

"Fighting"

Your life is super-easy

Who made it so?

Fighting men.

Men. Men made it so.

May 25, 2025

"Fall"

For the love of woman . .

   A man might take the fall.

For the love of woman . .

   A man might take it all.

May 13, 2025