"Kill"

A faulty sunroof drain

Can kill your V10 dream

Forget the engine strain

On your crumbling self-esteem

September 20, 2026

"Poor"

Of course, I have my East Egg dream 

As poor F. Scott did

But my Daisy's from Madrid

   (which messes with the theme).

September 18, 2026

"Fooled"

Because you listened to the crazies

You were so easily fooled

Because you had a case of lazies

You let yourself be tooled.

September 14, 2026