"Forgiven"

When they put the Greek guy in

In a town founded by Romans

You're forgiven for overlooking the Brits

   (and the colony they founded).

October 4, 2026

"Rome"

I thank Rome for Londinium

And a stadium across the sea

Mostly, I thank NFL Premium

For porting the game to me.

October 4, 2026

"Uzi"

Keep your head on a swivel!

Somebody check my six!

Anybody got a shovel?

   (works when the Uzi sticks).

October 2, 2026

"Mysteriously"

If you should take women seriously

You're in for a lifetime of Hell

Best to treat them mysteriously

   (and move into a motel).

October 1, 2026

"Cash"

Clive Owen never played Bond

   (is it too late to start now?)

Must be nice for beau monde

Picking their next cash cow.

October 1, 2026

"Fated"

Everything was going so well

The storyteller somberly stated

When everything went all to Hell

   (some things just seem to be fated).

October 1, 2026

"Guns"

When you come in guns a-blazin'

Over some chick named "Goldie"

The setup might seem amazin'

   (until you consider the soldi).

October 1, 2026

"Clash"

My only luxury is Peacock

Bought to watch FIFA clash

The fact that the games are in Spanglish

Makes it well worth the cash.

October 1, 2026

"Older"

Old ways are best

   (and I'm getting older)

I feel so blessed

   (as a stakeholder).

October 1, 2026