"Hard"

Yes, I was living in a dream world 

   Yes, a

      Dream

         World

And dream worlds are very hard places to leave.

October 4, 2026

"Forgiven"

When they put the Greek guy in

In a town founded by Romans

You're forgiven for overlooking the Brits

   (and the colony they founded).

October 4, 2026

"Rome"

I thank Rome for Londinium

And a stadium across the sea

Mostly, I thank NFL Premium

For porting the game to me.

October 4, 2026

"Uzi"

Keep your head on a swivel!

Somebody check my six!

Anybody got a shovel?

   (works when the Uzi sticks).

October 2, 2026