Hillary and Karl Make Quite the Ticket

"I Will Go Back to Praying"

"I read all the speeches of the pope, his commentaries, and if the pope continues this way, I will go back to praying and go back to the church, and I'm not joking."

Raul Castro

"Red Cabin"

"Everyone Eats Free"

"A Riot Christmas"

"This Lousy T-Shirt"

Asi Vive El Hijo

How Can They Live Without Him?

Kim Jong-Un, Korean leader

"No Difference"

'Cues from Moscow'

You take your cues from Moscow
You dance with Russian bear
To Mao Tse-tung you kowtow
We don't want to go there.
June 6, 2013

'Totalitarians'

'You may not be Marxist ("I'm a socialist"), or socialist ("I'm a progressive"), or progressive ("I'm a liberal"), or a Leftist ("What's that?")--but you're all totalitarians.'

MJF

Mao Portrait at Vermont Cafe

By a Chinese student attending a local high school (as part of an exhibit).

The History of the Soviet Union

A Foreign Watch

Three people sit in a prison camp comparing reasons for being sent there.

• The first one says: 'I was late for work, so I was arrested for sabotage.'
• The second one says: 'I was early, so I was arrested for spying.'
• The third one says: 'I was on time . . I was arrested for buying a foreign watch on the black market.'

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"One Before Last"

When Nixon visited Moscow, he and Khrushchev ran around the Kremlin in a race. Nixon came in first. Soviet media reported the results . .

In the international running competition the General Secretary of the Communist Party took the honorable second place. Mister Nixon came in one before last.