Heaven and Hell Joke

What's the difference between heaven and hell? In heaven all the policemen are British, the chefs are French, the car mechanics German, the lovers Italian, and everything's run by the Swiss.

In hell, however, the policemen are German, the cooks are British, the car mechanics are French, the lovers Swiss, and everything's run by the Italians.

I liked this joke so much I wrote a whole play about it.