"Hard"

When I packed my rabbit's foot

Not thinking that I'd need it

How could I know I'd be hard put

To make the pieces fit.

July 24, 2026

"Wolves"

In a world of wolves and sheep

We learn to watch our step

It's not about the friends we keep

But how far we're willing to shlep.

July 24, 2026

"Bar"

When chasing after the "passport bro"

Dedicate yourself to "geomaxxing"

We used to call it "bar hopping"

   (but that was before all the "-maxxing").

July 16, 2026

"Stole"

Your outsized fame made you stretch

Claiming authorship of an age-old song

Return the money you stole from Ketch

   (folksters like you know the wrong).

July 13, 2026

"Sins"

The bloom is off the rose, my friend

Time for you to retire

For all your sins, now make amend

   (or face Eternal fire).

July 13, 2026

"Fooled"

He can expect class action

From legions that he's ruled

Ticketholders, fans, promoters

All those that he's fooled.

July 13, 2026