OCP Limericks II

There once was a cabbie named Sig
He thought he should find a new gig
He'd get a job
As head of the mob
If he could just cover the vig.
December 14, 2009

There once was a D.J. named Joe
To tune-lover he proved quite a foe
'All music is mine!'
He said with a whine
'The Community? That's just for show!'
November 23, 2009

There once was a pastor named Ron
He read the Good Book like a Don
He could be Godfather
And cut all the bother
If he'd quit running hither and yon.
November 6, 2009

There once was a cardinal named Farrell
His faith in the Church was in peril
He cast off his robes
And trimmed his earlobes
Now he's found a new faith name of Rachel.
October 21, 2009

There once was a redhead named Em
She turned on her own countrymen
She met a Canuck
With a big hockey puck
Now they bankrupt the U.S. health system.