Sunday, April 19, 2015

"First Mama"

“In analyzing the current situation, regardless of the sex of the candidates, most voters in essence see the presidents as the ‘father’ of the country. They do not want someone who would be the first mama, especially in this kind of world.”


Friday, April 17, 2015

"We're Not All Alike"

"I'm going to have to show my heart, show who I am, tell my story. It's a little different than the story of my brother and my dad. This may come as a shock to you, but you have brothers and sisters so you may appreciate this: we're not all alike. We make our own mistakes in life. We are on our own life's journey."


"Almost Everyone Writes Poetry"

"At a time when almost everyone writes poetry but scarcely anyone can write a poem it is hard not to wish for a return to some less accommodating era, when the status of 'poet' was not so easily aspired to, and the only hankering was to get something said in a memorable form."


Thursday, April 16, 2015

"Fundamental Bedrock Principle"

"I take umbrage at anyone who might suggest that those of us who worry about amending the Constitution are less committed to the sanctity of marriage, or the fundamental bedrock principle that it exists between a man and a woman going back into the mists of history, as one of the founding foundational institutions of history and humanity and civilization, and that its primary, principle role during those millennia has been the raising and socializing of children for the society into which they are to become adults."


"Lest We Court Disaster"

Your theory has no teeth
You self-appointed master
I must ask: Where's the beef!?!
Lest we court disaster.
April 16, 2015


"To Enrich Her Friends"

To enrich her friends
And her family, too
That must be her end
What else can she do?
April 16, 2015



"Get Back in the Closet"

Get back in the closet
You silly boys and dykes
At least pretend you're normal
At the open mics.
April 16, 2015


Wednesday, April 15, 2015

"His Name in Vain"

Rasputin must have invented
Rasputitsia
It takes his name in vain
(sort of).
April 15, 2015


"Just to Prove You Are Satan"

Make of us a Laughing-stock
Just to prove you are Satan
You have put our Souls in hock
To ruin this Great Nation.
April 15, 2015



"National Decider"