Saturday, May 19, 2018

"Then I Played the Instrument"

Back when things were innocent
Back when I was new
Then I played the instrument
That blew the "I Love You".

May 19, 2018


Monday, May 14, 2018

"The Hockey Noose Tightening"

There once was a team named Lightning
Whose fall from grace has been frightening
They encountered the Caps
Who engineered their collapse
Now they feel the hockey noose tightening.

May 14, 2018



Friday, May 11, 2018

"Hot to Trot"

Jolly Roger and Memphis Snot
Went down to the local poolroom.

Memphis said Jolly
Minnesota Fats you're not.

Agreed said Memphis
But at least I'm hot to trot!

May 11, 2018




"The Least Compunction"

I buy everything
. . at the state auction
I sell
. . only my clothes.

If I had the least
. . compunction
I'd wear
. . ribbons and bows.

May 11, 2018



"That's My Story"

Being tragically stuck
On myself
. . (in all my glory)
I was magically struck
By an elf
. . (and that's my story).

May 11, 2018



"Anybody Seen My Muse?

Has anybody seen my Muse?
I'm walking streets
. . and beating bushes
I'm in desperate need of clues
To keep the beats
. . and pencil pushes.

May 11, 2018