OCP Limericks I

There once was an intern named Gracie
Who said that she worked at Our Placie
But we checked her "work"
And discovered a quirk:
The evidence was all prima facie.
November 23, 2009

There once was a biker named Lars
He'd live his whole life without cars
He biked to Peru
To prove it was true
But flew home in a jet through the stars.
November 4, 2009

There once was an artist named Abbey
Her mood switched from cheery to crabby
Unless she could sew
A ribbon or bow
On your costume if she deemed it too shabby.
November 4, 2009

There once was a girl named Rebekah
She set off in search of Mecca
But found OCP
Where the suppers are free
Now she skips all her nursing school lectures.
September 21, 2009


There once was a mascot named "Smokey"
Whose owner was old, slow, and pokey
So he'd run around
The OCP ground
Till the Irishman said Okey Dokey!

There once was a painter named Teig
Who kept all his tools in a bag
If you needed a tune
He'd yank his harpoon
And beat out 'The OCP Rag'.