Wood to Be Chopped

A phone rings at KGB headquarters.

--"KGB. What do you want?"
--"I'm calling to report my neighbor Yankel Rabinovich as an enemy of the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his firewood."
--"This will be noted."

The next day, the KGB goons visit Rabinovich`s house. They search the shed where the fire wood is kept, break every piece of wood there, but find no diamonds. They swear at Yankel Rabinovich and leave. Then the phone rings at Rabinovich's house.

 --"Hello, Yankel! Did the KGB come?"
 --"Yes."
 --"Did they chop up your firewood?"
 --"Yes, they did."
 --"Okay, now it`s your turn to call. I need my vegetable patch plowed."

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