"Partake in Admiration"

There's nothing like the apricot
. . Not in all Tarnation
Nothing has what it has got
. . Partake in admiration.
January 20, 2011

'This Libertine'

I should build a brigantine
. . And sail it to Sargasso
If you should want this libertine
. . You'll have to bring a lasso.
January 19, 2011

"Abuse of Substance"

Abuse of substance
. . Causes harm
The harm it causes "effects".

The harmers, too
. . Were harmed themselves
By other substance users.

So round we go
. . Unless it's stopped
By treating their "defects".

When users quit
. . With help of God
We halt the bad "effects".
January 17, 2011

"When the Driver States His Rules"

When the driver states his rules
. . You know that he ain't joking
Not one to suffer fools:
. . No food! No drinks! No smoking!
January 17, 2011

"Make a Life"

Do you want to make a life
Make someone a pretty wife
Cut your girlhood with a knife
Enter worlds of fateful strife?

January 15, 2011

"Acid Freak Turned Jesus"

Acid freak turned Jesus
. . We hear he's smoking pot
He cops to using alcohol
. . How long before he's caught?

January 12, 2011

"When the Asians Come"

When the Asians come
. . And all your men are gone
Locked up over nothing
. . Dainty over brawn.

With the sword they slice
. . Things they do ain't nice
They cut and you say EEK!!
. . Try to stop them with a shriek.

. . When you see what it's about
. . Will you deign to let us out?
January 11, 2011

"Silly Little Girls"

Silly little girls
Gossip, shoes, and curls
. . Now you run the World?
Silly . . little . . girls.
January 11, 2011

"Your Only Claim"

Exterminating the unborn
. . Extinguishing life yet begun
To protect God's child you are sworn
. . Your only claim to Christian?

January 10, 2011

"A Glimpse of You"

Today I caught a glimpse of you
. . Though we were years apart
You looked the same as yesterday
. . That day you stole my heart.

January 6, 2011

"If I Were a Rapper"

I'm a logger, and a trapper
. . It's from my Frenchy side
But if I were a rapper
. . I'd make the treetops glide.
January 4, 2011

"Sundays Are for Papers"

Sundays are for papers
Read while still in bed
All the midnight capers
Of high-born and ill-bred.
January 2, 2010

'How Do You Speak to an Angel?'

by Bob Hilliard and Jule Styne

How do you speak to an angel
I'm completely in the dark
When you know that you've just met an angel
Is there a proper remark?

We were alone for a moment
Why was I lost in a cloud
Do you speak to an angel in a whisper
Or do you just say I love you out loud?

We were alone for a moment
Why was I lost in a cloud
Do you speak to an angel in a whisper
Or do you just say I love you out loud?